Hee hee fun

Instead of writing about my crap day, I will do a fun meme. I love these things.

What is your favorite road sign?
Hairpin curve. WEE!

Are you feeling pain right now?
Yeah... I'm all stressed, and when I'm stressed the tension goes to my shoulders and my neck, so I pulled a muscle in my tight neck at kickboxing tonight

Do you own a picture phone? If so, what pictures are on it right now?
Grr...no, I want one, but... Don't get me started on the bastardly whores at Verizon

What was your favorite song when you were little (i.e., under 10)?
"Put Another Log on the Fire." And then once it was on The Muppets, and my young life was complete.

What's your favorite board game?
Scrabble

What's your favorite card game?
Rummy 500

Atari 2600 or ColecoVision?
Atari all the way

What animal does your favorite cheese come from?
A Moo Cow. MOO!

What products do you use when you take a shower?
Dove firming body wash, Bath and Body Works firming bath wash (sense a theme), a nicely scented Bath and Body works body wash (Violet at the moment, and yes, I'm very clean), shaving gel, a razor, Dove voluminizing shampoo and conditioner, Dove in-shower body lotion.

What are you looking forward to?
Getting into my new house... If the furnace doesn't explode, and everyone involved doesn't die from high concentrations of radon... It hasn't been a great house day :P

What was one thing you wanted desperately as a child but your parents wouldn't give you?
A pony. I wanted one badly, but somehow the 'rents didn't feel half an acre would hold one.

At what age did you stop believing in Santa Claus?
12 - ridiculously old, but I believed my mother would never lie to me. She still insists that it wasn't a lie but a cultural mandate (though not, admittedly, in those words)

If you could have just one person from a celebrity entourage (nutritionist, personal trainer, makeup artist, etc), what one would you want?
Personal trainer. I would love to make famous people hurt.

What should you be doing right now instead of filling out this survey?
Sleeping. I have to get up early and take my car to the garage. If I lived in Boston, I would take the cah to the gahraghe, but I don't so I won't.

What magazines do you subscribe to or buy regularly?
O, the Oprah magazine; Self; Shape; Glamour; American Educator (One of these things is not like the others... Guess which one just doesn't belong...)

E-mail or snail mail?
Email. Duh.

If you had the choice, which would you rather explore: the far reaches of outer space or the deepest depths of the ocean?
The ocean. Super nifty. And coral! And pearls! Dolphins! Weird extremist organisms that live in impossibly hot temperatures, and practice chemosynthesis instead of photosynthesis and are very weird looking in a cool way.

Do you find any cartoon characters attractive?
I'm a Gundam fan. And Weiss. So...yeah.

King Kong or Godzilla?
King Kong. I love monkeys. MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY! Aoe - "I am taking a monkey day. A monkey has come into my life."

Are you like your parents?
More all the time. Soon I may have to be put down

Do you write your number seven with or without the line through the middle?
Half and half

What is/was your school mascot and colors?
High school: Green and White Warriors. College: Purple and Gold Saxons. The school I teach: Green and White Vikings. The mascot has always been a person, which I like, because I think animal mascots are dumb.

What do you put on your toast?
Butter spray or,if the world is a place of happiness and light, strawberry-rhubarb jam